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Pettiness Is an Art Form

April 30, 2010 (Fri)

Edric had some choice words to say about my previous blog entry. Little did he know that he was making the wrong choice when he decided to raise up on KZ without provocation. Edric: that was disappointing. too much hype, not enough substance. i was expecting something funnier. Kevin: i was expecting you to be [...]

“Shut Up, That’s Why!”

December 26, 2009 (Sat)

Kevin: You never understand my Simpsons references. Diana:That’s because all of your references are stupid and obscure. Kevin: They’re not obscure, they’re subtle. You know, like the “b” in “subtle”? You don’t really notice it in there, and you never, ever see it coming. It’s just a silent letter. It’s kind of funny when you [...]

My Conversation With God (continued)

August 11, 2009 (Tue)

GOD: You fault me for my lack of intervention? KEVIN: Of course. GOD: Just a moment ago, you told me that God should let His children live their own lives. KEVIN: In an ideal universe, even the most aloof and irresponsible deity would take at least some measures to stop his children from hating and [...]

The Kind of Conversations I Have While I’m Not Writing

June 13, 2009 (Sat)

Kevin: so what’s up with you? Casey: went for a jog Kevin: wow, at 3 in the morning? safe neighborhood? Casey: our township is rated one of the safest in the US lol Casey: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canton_Township,_Michigan Casey: Based on statistics reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Canton was the nation’s 20th safest municipality with a [...]

She Can Play with My Kombolói Any Day

December 16, 2008 (Tue)

Casey: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/12/2008_greek_riots.html Kevin: damn, that’s nuts Kevin: compelling pictures Casey: too bad they didn’t put the phone number for hot protester chick in #7 Kevin: lol dude i was thinking the same thing. is that wrong? Casey: never Kevin: she’s fighting for social justice and government reform and shit Kevin: and we’re just thinking about [...]

I Don’t

December 3, 2008 (Wed)

Kevin: that’s what happens when you distract me at work Casey: Kevin: that’s what happens when i drink white russians at work Casey: fixed Kevin: i’m lactose intolerant Kevin: i’d do better with black russians Casey: that’s racist Kevin: so by your line of thought, would that mean i blow white guys from russia while [...]

An Excerpt from My Conversation with God

November 22, 2005 (Tue)

GOD: It always comes back to that, doesn’t it? Whose beliefs are the truest, whose practices are the most pious, and most of all, whose version of God is the most accurate? My answer to you can only be this: as in all other things relating to humanity, there is a common thread that unites [...]