Category Archives: Conversations

The Most Pun-derful Time of the Year

December 24, 2015 (Thu)

KZ

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fi_adam_ant

Yep, KZ’s still got it.

The Insistence of Faith (Conversation with God Continued)

January 10, 2015 (Sat)

KZ

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GOD: You fault me for my lack of intervention?

KEVIN: Of course.

GOD: Just a moment ago, you told me that God should let His children live their own lives.

KEVIN: In an ideal universe, even the most aloof and irresponsible deity would take at least some measures to stop his children from hating and killing each other…

Pub Talk

September 9, 2014 (Tue)

KZ

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tow_beer

This is a conversation about Ben.

“Jesus, what motivates somebody to shoot himself in the head?”

“I suppose some people’s lives just suffer a deficit of meaning.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Exactly.”

“I’m about to shoot myself in the head if you keep that shit up.”

With Apologies to Tony Horton

February 12, 2014 (Wed)

KZ

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30 Minus 2 Days of Writing (2014) Day 12: “One bite”   Kevin’s Inner Monologue: I’ve really let myself go these past few months. I was doing so well last summer with P90X until the wedding happened, and then the honeymoon, and then the holidays, and now this stupid month-long writing challenge in February. Now […]

All is Vanity (Conversation with God Continued)

February 8, 2014 (Sat)

KZ

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fi_calvin_god_chicken_question

30 Minus 2 Days of Writing (2014)

Day 8: “Damn”
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GOD: What reason do you have to despair?
KEVIN: Judging by the current state of the world, I think the answer to that question should be self-evident.

The Semantics of Bear Attacks

February 2, 2014 (Sun)

KZ

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fi_colbert_christmas_bear

30 Minus 2 Days of Writing (2014)

Day 2: “It was no accident”
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What does it mean to be “eaten by a bear”? That seems like a relatively straightforward question at first glance, but there is a lot of nuance underlying the deceptive simplicity.

Clarity of Mind

February 23, 2013 (Sat)

KZ

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fi_remodel_staples

30 Minus 2 Days of Writing

Day 23: “Absurd”
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Saturday afternoon, I found myself alone for the first time in what will soon be my new home. Up until that point, I had spent the better part of the day working with my father and a hired construction crew on a massive house remodeling project. By four o’clock, my father and the crew had left for the day, but I decided to stay a little longer because there were still hundreds of staples left to remove from the kitchen floorboard where linoleum once rested on top of particle wood.

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