This dollar bill traveled all the way from Phoenix, Arizona to San Jose, California. Normally, I’m not the kind of person who gets excited over money tracking projects like Where’s George, but I feel a strong need to report the whereabouts of a particularly special dollar bill that I came across today. There are some discoveries in life that are just too precious to keep to yourself.

The message written on the bill says the following:

Please return this bill to me
Gary
. . . . . . . . .
Phoenix, AZ 85053
I am very poor.

You may be a poor man, Gary, but I tip my hat to you for having the guts to write your address on a stray dollar bill. You may not be the smartest man who ever lived, nor do you seem to have a strong sense of self-preservation, but you are a far richer man than you may ever know.

By the way, just so we’re clear on this, I’m not sending this one back to you.