Yearly Archives: 2010

Humbug to Those Yuletide Lies

December 24, 2010 (Fri)

KZ

7

santa_list_lies_bollocks

Christmas has meant many different things to me over the years as my beliefs and worldviews have changed. Yet there has been one constant which has always stayed with me ever since the age of nine: my contempt for Santa Claus. If I were a comic book super villain, my origin story would probably begin [...]

The B-Day Supreme

December 11, 2010 (Sat)

KZ

6

fi_joie_drawing

Friday the 10th was Joie’s birthday. She asked all of her friends not to buy any gifts for her this year. She did, however, encourage us to put forth some creative effort and to make something for her if we truly felt compelled to give her a present. On Friday night, two hours before I [...]

Inside Thoughts

December 7, 2010 (Tue)

KZ

22

fi_seinfeld_tickler_stickler_family_guy

Raise your hand high if you’re like me, and you suffer from an excess of irrepressible “inside thoughts”. I’m not talking about your usual stream of consciousness, the standard train of thought that never seems to disembark. Thinking is what the brain does, and it is either unable or unwilling to cease its idle thinking [...]

KZ Gets Physical

November 29, 2010 (Mon)

KZ

3

fi_sb_bear_out_of_commission

I caught a terrible cold over the Thanksgiving weekend. My shoulders and back muscles are suffering through a familiar soreness, the kind of pain you would normally feel the day after a hard workout at the gym. Sometimes I’ll feel cold, and sometimes I’ll need to open all of the windows in the apartment in [...]

Once I’ve Finished

November 18, 2010 (Thu)

KZ

13

fi_ninja_silhouette

Have you ever had one of those dry spells as a blogger where you lose your creative will for half a month because you’re coming home exhausted from work every night, too tired and depressed to write anything worthwhile? Yeah, me neither. On a completely unrelated note, I haven’t written anything new over the past [...]

“For a Saint” – Part IV

November 11, 2010 (Thu)

KZ

2

fi_snoopy_writing_the_end

Their machinery was too much for you, oh fallen saint oh living Dream, oh healing life a love denied through faceless, insidious plague Yet in lack of limbs and human warmth in lack of breath and mortal sense though rooms may stand in lonesome depth and though sin may stand to dwell again in absence [...]

Winning Without Trying

November 3, 2010 (Wed)

KZ

16

fi_shazam

Recently one weekend, while Diana and I were driving home after running some errands, we got into the usual argument over which radio station we were going to listen to. At some point, I relented and let Diana choose the music. Even though Diana eventually got her way, I’d still like to think I came [...]

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