Monthly Archives: August 2009

Diana Has No Sense of Humor

I have a story for you, but there are two things you should know first. (1) I hate redundant language. I hate it when people say “tuna fish”, or “PIN number”, for example. What used to bother me most of … Continue reading

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Letter of Complaint to Six Flags Magic Mountain

Mr. B., My name is Kevin Zing, and I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. My girlfriend and I went to a lot of trouble on the weekend of August 15, 2009 to drive down to Valencia to visit … Continue reading

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My Conversation With God (continued)

GOD: You fault me for my lack of intervention? KEVIN: Of course. GOD: Just a moment ago, you told me that God should let His children live their own lives. KEVIN: In an ideal universe, even the most aloof and … Continue reading

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