Prosaic Shades of Gray

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I don’t

Kevin: that’s what happens when you distract me at work
Casey: Kevin: that’s what happens when i drink white russians at work
Casey: fixed
Kevin: i’m lactose intolerant
Kevin: i’d do better with black russians
Casey: that’s racist
Kevin: so by your line of thought, would that mean i blow white guys from russia while i’m at work?
Casey: shit, who doesn’t?

Posted by KZ on 12/03/08

2 Responses to “I don’t”

Conrado on 12/04/08 at 1:02 am #

Hahaha!
Zhenia on 12/08/08 at 12:15 pm #

Good luck finding your black Russian. You have a better chance of being struck by lightning. Serious. You might want to settle on white, if that is what you are in to.

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