Archive for October, 2005


The office newbie

You know you spend too much time on the internet when you make a mistake at work, and you spend the rest of the day dreading that your boss will descend upon your desk and scream, “What the hell, you fucking n00b?”

I shit you not. Those are the kinds of thoughts that I’m forced to contend with every weekday from 9-5. It gets easier over time, right?



This blogger’s gone living

Lack of creation does not necessarily indicate a lack of inspiration. Silence sucks, I know. But don’t you think for a second that KZ went and fell off. Please continue to believe, however, that KZ is a total asshole for not taking the time to read the meticulous updates on all of your respective blogs, and for failing to leave any constructive comments about your writing. It’s just way too easy to take your friends for granted when you’re separated by walls of virutal text.