KZ Writes Good
The internet is a huge bathroom wall, and any halfwit with a keyboard and a connection has an opportunity to scrawl on it. Take me, for instance. My name is KZ. For a good time, come find me at Prosaic Shades of Gray.

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Inside Thoughts
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"Abbott & Costello" Ain't Got Nothing on "Dawn & KZ"
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Songs for Sale
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Winning Without Trying
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Casanova KZ
December 3, 2008 // 13 Comments
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At the Risk of Drawing Attention to Myself...
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The Answer (Conversation with God Continued)
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Weapons of Jazz Destruction
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Good Night, Gentle Dreamers
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The Conundrum of Human Empathy
March 12, 2012 // 3 Comments
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Rivers Cuomo I Am Not

My nose doesn't look that big, does it?
My Friend: you know i’m confused about why you’re wearing glasses in the picture on your blog when you don’t wear glasses at all….unless you’re trying to look emo. they make your nose look weird
Kevin: just to make me look smart
Kevin: not emo
My Friend: oh right
Kevin: it was really the only good picture of me that i wanted to use
Kevin: makes my nose look funny?
My Friend: yeah your nose looks huge
Kevin: lol yeah it does
Kevin: i have a huge nose. so what would you suggest? small rectangular rims?
My Friend: i dunno it’s probably just the angle of the picture
Kevin: oh great. my nose looks huge from certain angles. period.
Kevin: it ain’t the glasses, it’s the genes
My Friend: LoL i dunno just saying
Kevin: i was thinking of changing my blog description to “the glasses make me look smarter”
Kevin: you know, as kind of a joke for people that would ask me why i’m wearing glasses
My Friend: do people ask you that?
Kevin: you’re the first, but i know others are thinking it
Kevin: what do you think? change it?
My Friend: no i like the one you have
Kevin: yeah, me too
Kevin: so to summarize
Kevin: i either look like a poser, or a big nosed emo. does that cover it all?
My Friend: basically.
My Friend: well a big nosed emo poser
My Friend: =O)
Kevin: cold





Hrmm, I never noticed you had a big nose... I'll have to stare at it more closely next time and judge it. Lot of famous people have big noses! Like Barbara Streisand or Mel Brooks. Besides, you know what they say about a man with a big nose... *wink wink*
They look like Barbara Streisand and Mel Brooks?
nd here I was, reading your blog, thinking you were some hyper-intellectual, super-literate, worldly writer. You sure had me fooled. Wink
I just realized that I'm committing the reverse implication with my blog photo. I wear glasses more days than not, but I'm frames-free in my picture. Does this mean I'm trying to impress upon people that I'm both dull and not emo? Hm . . .