Monthly Archives: August 2004
Jack’s Dilemma
Kevin: the problem with studying to music is sometimes you pay more attention to one as opposed to the other Jack: Yeah, that’s the problem I have when I’m having sex with two girls.
Oh Hell No
The response letter from Richard: Kevin, Calm down dude (or woman cuz you sound like one, or you must be gay, not that there is anything wrong with that! [Seinfeld reference if you caught that joke]). The email was all … Continue reading
The Way I Handle Hate Mail
I know, I’m supposed to be busy with school and everything, but I couldn’t help but take a short break in order to respond to an email I received regarding SantaBearCam [my old website, which has been defunct since 2007]. … Continue reading
“Only in San Francisco” Moments
Priceless experiences outside the classroom. People actually stopping me to ask for directions when I’m obviously lost at all times. Get a clue, people. I might as well have “tourist” or “mug me” tattooed on my face. Witnessing a man … Continue reading
My Life As a Hermit
Law school will change my life. I don’t mean that in some spiritual or metaphysical sense. I mean, it will effectively change the way I live my life. Up until this point, I’ve been a lazy bum. Since I finished … Continue reading
Oh Crap
KZ a lawyer? Nah, he doesn’t have the disposition for it. He’s not aggressive enough. He’s even kind of a slacker, if you really want to hear the truth. Well guess what, suckers? It’s true. Law school starts on Wednesday, … Continue reading
