Friend: you guys gonna bang?
Kevin: “i’m shelling out 9 bucks, so she’d better put out”
Friend: lol
Kevin: we’re probably not going to bang
Friend: swine
Kevin: wha??
Kevin: oh right, the 9 bucks commment
Kevin: see, i take so little accountability for the shit i say
Kevin: it’s all disconnected from me as soon as i say it
Friend: hahaha