Dude, why is it that the cutest girls I meet are usually wholesome, churchgoing Christians? It’s not as if I have something against them. In fact, I’m under the impression that quite the opposite is true. I never feel “good” enough to chase after a nice Christian girl because I don’t think I could ever live up to her expectations in a man. By that, I mean I don’t go to Church, and I’m not totally sold on the Jesus thing. But goddamnit, sometimes you meet a really great girl who’s intelligent, who shares your interests, who carries conversation well, and who happens to be cute, but who also happens to be a dedicated Christian, and you can’t help but think to yourself, “Christ, if only I could believe again.” No such luck, though. Girls like that will forever remain miles out of my league.