In Conversation with an Old Flame

September 16, 2003 (Tue)

KZ

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“I hate men. I hate relationships. By their very design, you aren’t allowed to be happy in one.”

I said nothing.

“Tell me you’re single right now.”

“I’m single right now.”

“Tell me you would fall in love with me if I lived up north.”

“It’s a distinct possibility.”

“This isn’t an honesty question you twit, it’s a comforting question. You’re supposed to answer it with much enthusiasm and zeal.”

I finished my beer, with no particular sense of urgency, and set the glass down with a sigh. “This is why I’ve always said that women are fucking insane.”

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