A Conversation I’d Love to Witness

August 20, 2003 (Wed)

KZ

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Blasphemer: There’s no such thing as a hell.

Believer: Yes there is.

Blasphemer: Says who?

Believer: Says God. It’s in the Bible.

Blasphemer: [Pulls out a piece of paper and writes on it. Hands the paper to Believer.] Here, read this.

Believer: What is it? [Examines the paper, which reads, "There is no hell."] What the hell is this?

Blasphemer: It’s the word of God.

Believer: No it’s not.

Blasphemer: Sure it is. God just told me to write it.

Believer: No he didn’t.

Blasphemer: You don’t believe me?

Believer: No, of course I don’t.

Blasphemer: See? This independent thought thing ain’t so hard, is it?

Believer: Get out of my house.

Blasphemer: No, you get out of my house.

Believer: You’re an ass.

Blasphemer: Too right. Let me find my pants, and then I’ll be on my way.

This bit of nonsense has been brought to you by Boredom® and an Irritating Inability to Sleep®.

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