Random Complaints (The “Things That Suck” List)

May 12, 2003 (Mon)

KZ

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  • Oversleeping on a weekday and then subsequently hauling ass in order to attend a class that bores the hell out of you.
  • 50 Cent. Seriously, he’s the most overrated thing since sliced bread. “I love you like a fat kid love cake.” Wow man, profound. I guess I can throw out all of my 2Pac albums now and clear a space on my shelves for 50 Cent.
  • Pretentious music composers who write confusing sheet music. There’s no such thing as a B-sharp or an F-flat, so just get over yourselves.
  • Entourage members who feel the need to rap over the headliners’ lines during a live hip-hop performance. Hey guys, there’s a reason why you don’t have your own albums, so keep it down already.
  • The sequel mentality. Did you know people are referring to the most recent war in Iraq as “Gulf War II”?
  • The Bible Belt. Specifically, I have a problem with the blatant conjunction of Church and State. Alabama recently declared that dildos are still illegal in that state. For one thing, I didn’t even know that dildos were ever illegal in Alabama to begin with. And second, both the federal and state governments need to lay off on mandating morality through trivial decrees.

I feel better now. Urge to kill fading…fading…rising! Fading…

3 Comments

  1. Natalia          
    May 14, 2003 at 3:29 pm Reply

    LOL

    Still illegal, eh? Well, Alabama certainly wins the coveted Most Backward Region award. ;)

  2. you know who i am          
    May 15, 2003 at 1:18 pm Reply

    another thing that sucks: Fabulous. That curl in his lip makes me want to slap it off his face...

  3. Conrado          
    May 16, 2003 at 12:54 pm Reply

    You have 2Pac albums?

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