I’m no cartographer, nor am I a computer programmer, but I do know a thing or two about local geography when it comes to city streets. I just referred to Mapquest for driving instructions to my brother’s work, which seem straightforward enough. So long as I drive my hydrogen-powered, emission-free flying car, I should have no problem maneuvering a direct merge from one street onto another one that lies two and half miles away. Mapquest has given me ridiculously roundabout instructions before, but this is a new low. Reduced to copping out and simply creating fictional road connections? Say it ain’t so, Mapquest.