• “Sex is a normal part of the human experience. We all want it. We all need it. Now I’m not saying I’m human, but that’s how I advocate the human experience.
  • (after being told that mamae is a variation of “mother” in Portuguese) “God I know. It’s so obvious. It’s not like I thought it meant ‘hubcap’ or something.”
  • “Wait a minute, that’s not a guy.”
  • “Not everybody can be international activists, but we all have the opportunity to be local jackasses.”
  • “I think it’s safe to say that no matter what the question is, Kevin doesn’t give a damn.”
  • “No shirt, no shoes, no service. What about no pants?”