The state of commercialism reached a new low recently when Victoria’s Secret started to run a lingerie ad featuring Bob Dylan’s “Love Sick.” I don’t know about you, but I don’t immediately think of sex and seduction when I think of that guy. But what’s worse than this questionable juxtaposition of Dylan and scantily clad women is the fact that a bunch of goofy marketing reps actually butchered one of the music legend’s songs by misrepresenting his original meaning. While Dylan’s song is a bitter tale about love gone sour, the commercial would have you think that he wrote it as a tribute to a celestial, half naked hottie wearing a cheesy pair of angel wings. We’re nearing a whole new level of sacrilege, here.

This ad is only the latest in a woeful trend of butchering music for the sake of selling a product. In the early 90’s, Mercedes ran a commercial featuring Janis Joplin’s classic live recording of the satirical “Mercedes Benz.” The song itself is a statement against consumerism and Americans’ obsessive need to keep up with the Joneses. “Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz / My friends all drive Porches, I must make amends.” So goes the beginning of Joplin’s song. In an effort to be ironic, Mercedes opted to play the first verse of the song in a commercial, effectively turning Joplin’s criticism into an endorsement.

In 1999, another car company was pulling the same crap. At the time, Jaguar introduced its latest incarnation of the S-Type, a classic model that was previously discontinued. Jaguar’s marketing angle proclaimed that history repeating is a good thing. Naturally, its marketing reps bought the rights to the Propellerheads’ “History Repeating” featuring the vocals of Shirley Bassey. The song was written with a cynical edge, commenting on society’s inclination to flock to fads and on humanity’s inability to learn from past mistakes. Of course, Jaguar spun the song in the opposite direction and told the world that history repeating–through the revival of a discontinued line of cars–is a good thing.

I’m not against consumerism or marketing. What I am against is the careless disregard that marketers have for the integrity of good music. If you must sell out artists and use their songs in your awful commercials, at least have the decency to remain faithful to the intentions behind their lyrics.