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Don’t I Know You?

February 6, 2003 (Thu)

Today, during a conversation with my classmate, Juan, I discovered that he and I met a while back through a mutual friend named Mike Chang. Juan seemed so sure of his story, and he insisted so convincingly, that I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I’d never met this Mike Chang. It’s no [...]

Possum Attack

February 2, 2003 (Sun)

There’s a possum loose in my backyard. Normally I wouldn’t really stress about that kind of thing; but lately, the pest has really been getting to me. It sucks having to clean up the messes it makes. It raids my trashcans and smears everything across the ground—and scooping up its droppings isn’t all that fun [...]

Moral Continuity

February 1, 2003 (Sat)

Jack: If a guy ever attempts to turn your attention to his exposed scrotum, you should kick him… and kick him hard. There’s no excuse for that. Kevin: what if it’s a chick with exposed breasts? Jack: Then you express your sincere gratitude and do your thing. Kevin: ah yes, the double standard Jack: No, [...]