• “What if you fell in love with a girl, but later you found out that she was really a guy? Could you stay in love with the person while knowing that? Probably not. And you know what that says about love? It’s bullshit.”
    • (said to a table of four) “You know what we should do? We should go to Greece. And while we’re there, we should get a girl for each of us. So that would be like, eight girls total.”
      • “When you first try bending strings, you’re so scared that the things are gonna snap. But after a while, you realize your fingers are more likely to break before the goddamn strings will.”
        • “Cold weather is overrated.”
          • “You know why Charlie Brown is so cool? Because he always gets the shaft.”