KZ Writes Good
The internet is a huge bathroom wall, and any halfwit with a keyboard and a connection has an opportunity to scrawl on it. Take me, for instance. My name is KZ. For a good time, come find me at Prosaic Shades of Gray.

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Inside Thoughts
December 7, 2010 // 22 Comments -
"Abbott & Costello" Ain't Got Nothing on "Dawn & KZ"
October 8, 2010 // 20 Comments -
Songs for Sale
March 8, 2003 // 17 Comments -
Winning Without Trying
November 3, 2010 // 16 Comments -
Casanova KZ
December 3, 2008 // 13 Comments
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At the Risk of Drawing Attention to Myself...
May 7, 2012 // 2 Comments -
The Answer (Conversation with God Continued)
April 20, 2012 // 2 Comments -
Weapons of Jazz Destruction
March 20, 2012 // 6 Comments -
Good Night, Gentle Dreamers
March 14, 2012 // 3 Comments -
The Conundrum of Human Empathy
March 12, 2012 // 3 Comments
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Moral Continuity

Jack: If a guy ever attempts to turn your attention to his exposed scrotum, you should kick him… and kick him hard. There’s no excuse for that.
Kevin: what if it’s a chick with exposed breasts?
Jack: Then you express your sincere gratitude and do your thing.
Kevin: ah yes, the double standard
Jack: No, it’s not a double standard
Jack: Unless you’re attracted to guys
Kevin: suppose the guy thought you were gay
Jack: I see your point.
Jack: Then to maintain my dignity from a moral standpoint…
Jack: You should kick her breasts and kick them hard.





there are exceptions. what if the guy is ur friend and he has a bump, growth, or scar on his scrote? in this case he just wants some advice and should not be kicked.
also, while t-bagging a sleeping friend's forehead or eyeballs is a horrible offense, i don't believe it warrants any form of reataliation, like being kicked.
Your questions pertain to a man showing his scrotum or a woman showing her breasts. You forgot the third: What if a woman shows her scrotum??? I bet you didn't think about that!!!