Monthly Archives: February 2003
A Thought on Dental Care
My dental hygienist is always giving me crap for not flossing well enough. Every time she’s scraping away with her instruments, she’ll comment that my gums are bleeding and that I should be making a better effort to floss. Well … Continue reading
Poor Jiminy
Would you call me twisted if I told you that I sing “When You Wish Upon a Star” every time I feed my frog a cricket?
A Happy Ending?
It took some searching, but I finally found her. That’s one less regret I have to worry about in life. Whether this will lead to a renewed friendship, nobody can know for sure. But at the very least, I’ve been … Continue reading
Dearest Wendy,
I met her at a high school mixer at the age of sixteen. She was far too shy to approach me herself, so her friends stepped in (ignoring her pleas to let it be) and asked if I’d dance with … Continue reading
Despite It All
The human skull is s a sight to behold, with its hollowed eyes and the curious arrangement of teeth that lock it into a perpetual grin. When most people see a skull, their thoughts immediately turn to death and to … Continue reading
Maybe My Verses Ain’t That Free…
A few minutes before my audit class began, I heard, above the chattering classroom banter, one of my female classmates proudly exclaim, “I hate poetry.” I glanced over once she said it, saw her sincere little grin, and I could … Continue reading
The Truest Things I Heard All Weekend
“What if you fell in love with a girl, but later you found out that she was really a guy? Could you stay in love with the person while knowing that? Probably not. And you know what that says about … Continue reading
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