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Why McDonald’s, Why?

January 10, 2003 (Fri)

Why did you downgrade the McChicken to the small, sesame-seedless hamburger/cheeseburger bun?

Just a minute ago, while cleaning my room, I came face to face with a huge daddy long legs spider that had set up camp in my closet. Whenever I see a spider, my first impulse is always to take note of its last position, hurriedly grab a tissue, and then crush the poor little [...]

Props, Larry

January 4, 2003 (Sat)

His name is Larry, but I like to call him the mad philanthropist. Every time he comes into the store, he heads to my department and clears the shelves—all in the name of charity. Last winter, I rang up his purchase of two hundred towels. This year, apparently, he’s all about comforters. When he came [...]