KZ Writes Good
The internet is a huge bathroom wall, and any halfwit with a keyboard and a connection has an opportunity to scrawl on it. Take me, for instance. My name is KZ. For a good time, come find me at Prosaic Shades of Gray.

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Inside Thoughts
December 7, 2010 // 22 Comments -
"Abbott & Costello" Ain't Got Nothing on "Dawn & KZ"
October 8, 2010 // 20 Comments -
Songs for Sale
March 8, 2003 // 17 Comments -
Winning Without Trying
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Casanova KZ
December 3, 2008 // 13 Comments
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At the Risk of Drawing Attention to Myself...
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The Answer (Conversation with God Continued)
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Weapons of Jazz Destruction
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Good Night, Gentle Dreamers
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The Conundrum of Human Empathy
March 12, 2012 // 3 Comments
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I’m really amused by pop-up ads that ask, “Don’t you hate pop-ups?” It’s fun to pretend that those little bastards are actually on our side, and that they’re doing us a favor by defecting and selling out their buddies. Let’s be honest: there’s really no lower form of life than the pop-up traitor.

'No, really. I'm on your side.'





You know, pop-ups aren't all that bad. Have you ever played "Spank the monkey"? That's good old fashioned fun. Or the occasional "Do you want a girlfriend but you don't know how to get one?" and you think "Good Lord, how did they know"? Pop-ups are genius.