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January 22, 2003 (Wed)

It’s definitely diet time. Since August, I’ve gained about fifteen pounds, which hasn’t made me feel all that great. But just a few days ago, my mother noticed that I look “rounder in the face.” That comment was all it took to guilt me back into exercising again. When your own mother calls you a fat-face, you know you’ve gone too far.

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6 Comments

me

January 22, 2003 at 6:36 pm Reply

::hugs you:: don't worry about it...my mom makes worse comments than that ....you can't really tell anyways that you've gained weight
- Francisco Sanchez
  
  January 26, 2003 at 8:08 pm Reply
  
  like "me" said, it's hard to notice exactly how much of a fat ass you actually are.
  of course i should talk, huh?
  no worries, u have a "toit" body.
  - Conrado
    
    February 1, 2003 at 8:55 pm
    
    I've gained roughly 15 pounds as well and my mom said the EXACT same thing, "Son, you should stop eating, you're going to be heavy again." And I responded "It's ok Mamae, I didn't gain too much and it's not like it really shows". And then she said "But son, you look round in the face". Oh, it hurt. Of course she would constantly offer me food and ice cream and I would have to say "Damnit Mamae, you call me a fat ass and then you want me to keep eating". But that's why mothers are good. They call you fat yet still give you food, they call you lazy and yet still do your dishes, they say you need a girlfriend and yet they still jerk you off... wait a minute.
Carlos Oliveira

January 25, 2003 at 12:55 am Reply

kev, your mom is right, you are a fat ass.
berta

January 26, 2003 at 9:26 am Reply

kevin, we will get fit together! i hate the chubbies that occur in the winter/fall time. next time we see each other, we will both be fit again mwahahahhahahahhaha! **HUG**
Edric

January 27, 2003 at 7:55 pm Reply

it's ok kev, i've been slacking too, you could probably beat me in arm wrestling now.