KZ Writes Good
The internet is a huge bathroom wall, and any halfwit with a keyboard and a connection has an opportunity to scrawl on it. Take me, for instance. My name is KZ. For a good time, come find me at Prosaic Shades of Gray.
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Inside Thoughts
December 7, 2010 // 22 Comments -
"Abbott & Costello" Ain't Got Nothing on "Dawn & KZ"
October 8, 2010 // 20 Comments -
Songs for Sale
March 8, 2003 // 17 Comments -
Winning Without Trying
November 3, 2010 // 16 Comments -
Casanova KZ
December 3, 2008 // 13 Comments
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At the Risk of Drawing Attention to Myself...
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The Answer (Conversation with God Continued)
April 20, 2012 // 2 Comments -
Weapons of Jazz Destruction
March 20, 2012 // 6 Comments -
Good Night, Gentle Dreamers
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The Conundrum of Human Empathy
March 12, 2012 // 3 Comments
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May 12, 2012
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Everything everybody does can be considered mundan ...
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My avatar sure is creepy looking.
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It seems ironic that you think this piece has neve ...
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Since you insist. Killjoy. Grump. God, it f ...
May 7, 2012
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Why Yes, I Do Feel a Draft
It’s funny to think of how much importance we assign to pants (or trousers, as the English call them). I don’t know if it’s due to societal conditioning, or if it’s some deeply rooted instinctual preference, but it’s hard to take a guy seriously when he’s not wearing pants. Case in point: let’s say you and your friends are rough housing in a public pool, and a shirtless lifeguard tells you to stop. If you and your friends were rational people, you’d be inclined to listen to him. Now consider the same scenario, except instead of a shirtless lifeguard, imagine him free-balling in a tank top. If this pantsless lifeguard told you to stop horsing around, and you and your friends were rational people, you’d probably laugh at the guy and subsequently kick the crap out of him. A man without pants gets no respect. And really, that’s a shame.
and that is why they say that he who wears the pants is the one ;)
It's not necessarily pants. The reason why people think that way is cause the more skin people show, the less they have to hide. That's why men cheat on their girlfriends and wives, they get used to seeing a girl naked and so it isn't as great anymore. They look all chill and laid back wearing shorts. They care more about staying cool with the wind than with their appearance. In conclusion, you wouldn't take me as seriously if I walked into a room ass naked, would you? Now the true question at hand is would you or not, because your answer may lead to a whole other topic.
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Funniest thing I've heard all day!
But I must ask you this question: what were you doing thinking about men without their pants on?
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