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The Most Memorable Moment of 2002
Carlos’ Mom: Carlos, why don’t you cook some rice? Cook some rice for your Chinese friend. (turning to me) You like rice, don’t you?
Carlos: Jesus Christ, mamae.
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Don't You Mean Grey?
The internet is a huge bathroom wall, and any halfwit with a keyboard and a connection has an opportunity to scrawl on it. Take me, for instance. My name is KZ. For a good time, come find me at Prosaic Shades of Gray.
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I saw a homeless guy sitting on the sidewalk, yammering to himself and repeatedly punctuating his remarks with, “You know what I’m sayin’? You know what I’m sayin’?” And I thought, For God’s sake, the man is talking to himself! If he doesn’t know what he’s saying, who would?— George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
damn, that was only yesterday when i realized what true brilliance really was.